a nightmare game

How to Play Squabble

So you want to play Squabble, huh kid? Here's how it works...

A Squawker is chosen
to write some random numbers and letters (8-10 max).

Step 2

Squabblers have 10 minutes to find as many valid URLs as possible using those random numbers and letters. (Hard mode: 5 minutes!)

Step 3

For every unique URL found during the time limit, a Squabbler gets 5 points. (An extra two points if it's porn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

Step 4

If two or more Squabblers have the same link...it's heads-off time!

Like a chicken? Running around with its...anyway. Blood might be drawn, that's all I'm saying.

Rule 1

All Heads-offers have 10 (Normal) or 5 (Hard mode) minutes to write a paragraph about how they would murder their fellow contestants using ONLY items found on the disputed page.This means: items featured in videos/pictures; items written in text; etc.

Rule 2

On Normal mode, heads-offers can click any links within the page they're disputing to find items. On Hard mode, only the link with the found URL is usable.

Rule 3

When time is up, Heads-offers take turns reading their murder scenarios. Whichever is voted most creative, embarrassing, and/or gruesome by the observers is the winner of the heads-off. The winner receives 10 points. (For extra fun, try judging each heads-off by a different adjective!)

Endgame

Congrats! You've just played your first round of Squabble. Feel stupid yet?!Whoever has the most points, accumulated by both unique URL finds and heads-offs, wins the game. They become the Squawker for the next round.